I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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