...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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