Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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