She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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