I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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