Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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