in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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