She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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