Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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