I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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