i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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