South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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