I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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