She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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