somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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