i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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