That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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