Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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