does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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