I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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