dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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