susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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