i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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