Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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