i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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