So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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