pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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