his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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