Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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