Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i think im in europe. pls send help
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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