I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
