it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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