I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.