Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
The adults are the big ones right?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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