u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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