shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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