He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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