You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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