Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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