i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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