Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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