it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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