Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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