we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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