There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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