Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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