I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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