Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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