just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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