There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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