for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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