Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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