Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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