eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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